knock- knock!!! who's there??

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Yo momma.

Yo momma, who?

Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!

knock-knock Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Annie.

Annie who?

Annie thing you can do, I can do better. damned ?

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Repeat.

Repeat who?

Who Who Who!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel, that's why I knocked! Knock Knock! Who's there? Amos. Amos who? Amosquito bit me! ? knock- knock!! Who's there? Ali Ali, who? Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell! ? Knock Knock! Who's there? Amsterdam. Amsterdam, who? Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock jokes. Knock Knock! Who's there? Cow-go Cow-go Who? No, Cow go MOO!!! Knock Knock! Who's there? Get off. Get off who? Get off the Internet! ? Knock Knock! Who's there? Icy. Icy who? I see your underwear. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ice Cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a ghost. Knock Knock! Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben over and kiss me!!! Knock Knock! Who's there? Never. Never who? Never mind... Knock Knock! Who's there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth when you're eating! Knock Knock! Who's there? Argue. Argue who? Argue going to let me in or not??? ? Knock Knock! Who's there? Value. Value who ? Value be my Valentine? ok its stops here.. u can see it more on this web site WWW.knock-knock-joke.com i just love to read this.. im addicted to it.. same as u if u visit this website.. so people~~ enjoy ur valentine day.. even though i don't celebrate it.. Knock Knock! Who's there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle necessary on the door? of course its not necessary right.. because if yes~~ there will be no jokes as KNOCK-KNOCK.. right?? hehe..

~lingua phone~~

have u heard about lingua phone..

the salesmen & salesgirl is very annoying..

and very funny too..

just a few weeks ago they were having

a promotion to UITM student..

the way they promote..

i think its not a good way..

because they were forcing student to buy it..

which is very rude..

and of course the words ANNOying is the best word to describe this people..

haha~~

THEY SAID THAT BY 3MONTHS THEY

GUARANTEE YOU CAN SPEAK ENGLISH EFFECTIVELY..

AND THE WORSE THING IS..

U ARE LEARNING FROM A MACHINE..

NOT A TEACHER..

OMG!!

they even go to the cafe to do the promote..

where students do not feel comfortable to eat..

or even want to buy a food..

pity on the students..

including me and my friends..

EMMA & HAZIRAH..

haha..

u know what guys..

i saw them at the GIANT supermarket..

at putatan..

me and my mom..

were on our way to our cafe..

its just in front of the

Entrance...

they were standing there..

waiting for their next customer..

or should i called a 'victim'

wahaha~~

okay till then yoo..

buhbye~~~

reminder :

don't buy this LINGUA PHONE..

its just wasting your time and

of course your money too...

it cost u RM112 per month..

times 21 month..

equals to RM2352..

that why i say:...

ITS NOT WORTH IT!!

help!!

to be truth im really scared of presentation..

i don't really in to it..

i dont know y??

i need help!!

but sometimes i dont really want to help mysef to imrove it..

i dont know y??

OMG!!

presentation about our compny that we're represent of..

is just around the corner..

i must prepare and i have..

to impressed our beloved madam ARIES..

but in not good at it..

but at least i can do the best..

wish me luck!!

and GOOD LUCK also to MY fellow friends

do the best YOOOO~~

CHAYO-CHAYO

now everyone can eat~~

good morning~

hello~~

liyana in the house..

what's up yoo!!

this is where the journey begin..

yesterday was the opening of my brother's cafe..

the cafe that called

~D' white Sand Cafe~

some of u may noticed that..

there's a boutique at 1 borneo..

had the same name as we are..

but it is different actually

we are not the same owner..

ok?!?

this name had given is in conjunction with

the place that we are staying now..

the place that called

~home~

we're currently staying at

KG. PASIR PUTIH

that's why we just translate it..

so, it would be sound more commercial..

hehe~~

the cafe is located at just

behind the giant supermarket..

at putatan..

it's quite hidden..

we cannot see it from the highway..

but as u can see the

GIANT supermarket..

it's just behind the building..

then u can find it..

D' WHITE SAND CAFE..

is maybe different from others

because it's a self service cafe..

so anyone who came there will

directly go to the casher to take order..

the food that we serve is

mixed..

we serve western as well as local food..

western food such as

chicken chop

lamb chop..

and anything that chop chop..

haha..

we also serve fried mee..

fried rice..

sausage..

nugget..

chicken wing

sizzling mee..

for those who like sizzling..

this is the best sizzling that

u may remembered most..

and for instance u may want

to comeAGAIN..

&

AGAIN

&

AGAIN..

ehmm ok there bloggers..

i think that's all for today..

last but not least..

come to our very own family cafe..

D' WHITE SAND CAFE..

just try it then u know it~

~NOW EVERYONE CAN EAT~

can SEx be a name?????

hohoho~~~
its not about sex that im going to talk about..
but there is a connection..
so highlight the words SEX and dogs~~
yeahh~~
haha~~
believed me there is a connection between them..
that gonna make u laugh
until u crazy..
wahaha..

seat back and relax~~
lets begin..

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I was looking for Sex."

My court case comes up next Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog," he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old."

He replied, "You must have been a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex."

He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.

My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for Sex. Then I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night", and the clerk said,"Me too."

One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV. He said, "Show off!" I told him it was a contest, and he told me I should have sold tickets.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married" and the Judge said, "Me too."

When I told him that after I was married Sex had left me, he said, "Me too."

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Well, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely."

The doctor said, "Look Mister, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Why not get yourself a dog?"

-the end-

now u get what i mean..
there is a connection right~~
haha~~
that's all for today..
c-yaa

funny but ??

~the story goes like this~

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".

Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant. His father promptly said "cooking".

Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes". He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".

Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over.
Timmy answered the door with glee and says...
"Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!

the moral of the story don't tell them a lie,
tell them the truth..
because bad things will happen..
and it can give bad influence to them..
so be careful..
who's going to be a parents soon, or A PARENTS it self..
hehe..
dont ever taught them this way..
better tell the truth..
okie dokie~~

dangerous chopstick!!

hey i'm back~ well ok bloggers, just know i watch the news about a children who were stuck with a chopstick through his nose and pierced near to his brain. can you imagine that??? this is what i called "dangerous chopstick" OMG~~ this little boy is just 14 month u know.. and his parents run him to the hospital as soon as they notice that. but how can this happen?? is it because of the carelessness of the parents?? the news said that their children were playing with the chopstick and suddenly the baby fell down and tragic incident happen... when i see through the screen on the tv, i can see that the baby is suffering and in pain. but what i can't believe that the baby not even crying, he just open his eyes and pretending that nothing happen. but the doctor said they must do a quick operation so that his brain not getting any infections. i hope this cute little boy get can get through the operation and can live like other kids. pray for him guys~~ he is still young.

ehmm i think thats for todays post. hope i can update again later. u know what guys, i think i fell in love with blogging things, even though i know that my writing is very bad, but im hoping that by this i can improve and getting better and better in future. thank u guys.

~last but not least get well soon little boy~