Sunday, February 14, 2010

knock- knock!!! who's there??

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!

knock-knock

Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
damned

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!

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knock- knock!!

Who's there?
Ali
Ali, who?
Alittle old man who can't reach the doorbell!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amsterdam.
Amsterdam, who?
Amsterdam tired of all these stupid knock-knock jokes.


Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!!



Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Get off.
Get off who?
Get off the Internet!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy who?
I see your underwear.

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ice Cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost.


Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben over and kiss me!!!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Never.
Never who?
Never mind...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Closure.
Closure who?
Closure mouth when you're eating!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Argue.
Argue who?
Argue going to let me in or not???

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Value.
Value who ?
Value be my Valentine?


ok its stops
here.. u can see it more on this web site

WWW.knock-knock-joke.com

i just love to read this..
im addicted to it..
same as u if u visit this website..


so people~~
enjoy ur valentine day..
even though i don't celebrate it..

Knock Knock!

Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on the door?


of course its not necessary right..

because if yes~~
there will be no jokes as
KNOCK-KNOCK..

right??
hehe..

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